Russian women

What's in the water? That's what I keep asking. These Russian women on the pro tour play tennis like animals, grunting and screaming and hitting the ball hard. I mean, they hit the tennis ball very hard. I can't seem to tell them apart anymore, either. There's so many of them and they all play unbelievable tennis. Did I mention how hard they hit the ball? I wonder what would happen if I grunted and screamed in Central Park like some of these Russian women? I would definitely cause a commotion. Who knows, I may even be hired for a porno movie. This is New York City after all.