What a Jerk

The tennis ball lands in the net. A husband screams, "You tramp." His loud blast ripples around the very, public tennis courts. I can't believe that I'm hearing this, I mean this is supposed to be a gentleman's game. Here this man yells at his wife for missing a forehand. Like she did this on purpose. He's grumbling around the court, somehow having missed the meaning of tennis on a beautiful afternoon. What kind of idiot spews abuse towards his wife over a missed forehand? How can a man treat his wife this way? Play resumes, and the husband and wife grumble around the court. He holds that sourpuss frown of frustration, not even looking at his wife. She kicks the tennis court, chastising herself for missing such an easy shot, but mostly for marrying such a jerk.